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Fw: A NEW VIRUS WARNING...

From: The Austin's (whest177)
Date: Mon May 22 2000 - 18:37:13 PDT

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    I thought this fit right in with all the other virus warnings. Beware of
    this one! *L*

    > >Better send this to you all in case you have this virus...
    > >
    > >NEW VIRUS WARNING!!!! There is a new virus going around, called "work".
    If
    > >you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or
    > simply
    > >handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT. Work has been circulating
    > >around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open
    > >"work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is
    deleted
    > >and their brain ceases to function properly.
    > >
    > >If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all,
    > >then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words:
    > >"Sorry...I'm off to the pub".
    > >
    > >The "work" should automatically be deleted from your brain. If you
    receive
    > >"work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the
    "work"
    > >to your bin. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest bar with two
    friends
    > >and order three pints of beer. After repeating this action 14 times, you
    > >will find that "work" will no longer be of and relevance to you.
    > >
    > >Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have
    > >anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already
    > >corrupted your life.
    > >
    > >
    > 

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